"Don't lick the walls"
"Don't smother your sister with your face"
"Don't lick the doorknob"
"You cannot have a hot dog for breakfast"
"Don't draw on the cat"
"Those aren't chickens, they're geese. Not every bird is a chicken"
"Get your mouth off the screen"
Kids are so weird. Even J, who isn't verbal, I find asks me weird things. He is certainly on the receiving end of the don't lick things. A is usually the source of majority of the weird things I say. She does crazy things that constantly have me laughing and questioning life. She is so entertaining. They all are. I'm sure as E gets older she'll do and say equally ridiculous things. I'd say it's free entertainment, but kids are expensive.